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What’s the loser at Waterloo doing here?
There once was a young man named Art
Who considered himself pretty smart
But when it came to loving women
Art's head would be swimmin'
He wouldn't know where to start
Art started seeing a gal named Heather
First time they made love asked whether
He should put it slowly in
She said 'Art, put it wholly in
Don't want Napoleon Bonaparte, wanna bone together'
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