A man living in North Carolina
Had at least 3 wives, felt life couldn't be finer
Urge for a nipple?
His chances would triple
The same if he desired a vagina!
The man's name, Harry Irvine Burdick
Could've prevented what always occurred, ick..
Not one of his wives
Would bet you their lives
He only had one, was it her dick?
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/02/us/bigamy-marriages-north-carolina.html