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A schmuck is born
There was a young man named Sean
Said the first thing he does every morn
'I check the obits
See myself? That's the pits
Will need to take the day off and mourn'
Sean became the object of scorn
When he got involved with a floozy named Dawn
Couldn't keep his hands off her
Nor turn down her offer
Started doing it on his front lawn!
