There was an old waiter named Joe
Who customers complained was too slow
Joe'd take your order
Just like he oughta
But you'd wait forever till he brought it, you know?
At Joe, all the other waiters laughed
Though, one time the diner was understaffed
Thank God for Joe
The one who knew the lingo
What's Adam and Eve on a raft?
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