He’s eggsactly what they need

There was an old waiter named Joe

Who customers complained was too slow 

Joe'd take your order 

Just like he oughta

But you'd wait forever till he brought it, you know?

 

At Joe, all the other waiters laughed 

Though, one time the diner was understaffed 

Thank God for Joe

The one who knew the lingo

What's Adam and Eve on a raft?

 

https://www.foodrepublic.com/1663026/adam-and-eve-on-a-raft-explained/

 

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