I think he’s deluding himself

I know a nice Jewish boy named Will

Who'll say 'My name, it gives me a thrill 

If I call myself Willie

I can act very silly

And do things that Will never will'

 

'For example, I love to eat pasta 

During Passover instead will eat matzah

Why deprive myself joy?

Willie, a Jew? He's a goy

Then I can eat how much pasta? Lotsa!

 

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