I knew a young man named Perry
Who broke up with his longtime love Sherry
Any thoughts to harm himself? He?
Decided to enlist in the Army
Spent the next few years in the military
While stationed in South Korea
Perry had bad diarrhea
Was he happy about that? Not very
It's not pleasant to have dysentery
Took him a month to recover, what I hear
It was a sad ending for Perry
A year later came down with beriberi
He said 'In a week, I'll be feeling great, will'
He didn't, the beriberi proved to be fatal
There was nothing to do but bury Perry