There was a young lady named Bridget
She resembled Sally Field who played Gidget
Worked in customer service
Would get very nervous
If a customer would lose their temper, she'd fidget
She explained 'If they're dumb, I can handle stupidity
Insist they're always right? I'm OK with their rigidity
Once they start to get hot
Remain calm, I do not
Have a problem with their heat, not their humidity!'