Got up yesterday feeling grand
Looking forward to what I had planned
Me and my Dad
Two tickets we had
To the ballgame, in the grandstand
We got there, started having a fit
An announcement, I couldn't believe it
'The grandstand's too full
Too many people
If you go, you must stand, cannot sit'
Lost my temper, could not understand it
We had tickets! Two seats, I demand it!
Though I'm a fan of long-standing
Was thrown out for grandstanding
Fined a grand! Omg, I can't stand it!'