There was a young woman Marie
Who would tell anyone excitedly
'For lunch or for dinner
In my eyes you're a winner
Take me out, let's eat food from the sea'
Marie went out with an ex-con named Ron
Who saw himself as a Mafia Don
Ron acted selfish
Wouldn't share his shellfish
Showed no interest in what's going on
Marie said 'Saw that you ordered crawfish
Before you have any more fish
I don't trust an ex-mobster
Who won't share his lobster
Why are you being standoffish?'