There once was a man named Ricky
Who the women he dated found tricky
He'd say 'Wanna get a bite? What the heck'
Then he'd bite them on the neck
They'd find out the next day they had a hickey
Giving hickeys was Ricky's desire
Couldn't stop no matter how hard he'd try, uh
Became a big fan of Count Dracula
Thought he was spectacular
Eventually became a vampire