The sad tale of Viv

There once was a gal named Viv

Who felt she had no reason to live

She lived on the street

Begged for food she would eat

Felt no one, a shit they did give

 

Too much drinking gave Viv a bad liver

One night took a stroll by the river

Thought about the shape she was in

Decided she'd jump in

Viv was Jewish, so her family sat shiva

 

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