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There's nothing that makes me sadder

Than seeing a gal and thinking 'Coulda had her'

My problem's the worst

Certainly not the first

To be cursed with an overactive bladder

It's taken a toll on me

If I'm on a date, things are getting steamy 

I'm feeling romantic

Suddenly will be frantic 

'Excuse me, be right back, have to pee'

If you think I'm joking, I'm not

I need a solution, you got?

This problem needs curin'

Can't make love, strikes before, after, durin' 

Aren't you glad urine not the same spot?