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When your number comes up..
I'm here to bemoan my fate
My love life's been pathetic of late
Think I'm a nice guy
So why is it I
Can't find someone who I can date?
Met a woman last month while online
We chatted a lot, things seemed fine
Thought 'She's so into you'
Did not have a clue
Til she let me know, was not on Cloud 9
Had come home one night after our date
When she calls me, I thought 'Why so late?'
She had something to say
Could not wait a day
Must be good, put me in a joyful state
What she said, even now grates
She said 'Of the men who take me on dates
You're the only one, see?'
Was surprised 'Really? Me?'
'Yes, all the others are sevens and eights'
