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BFF's Ivy and Amanda were chatting the other day

Ivy 'How's your love life? Amanda 'Not ok'

'What's the matter? Thought it was going fine'

'No, it's not. My boyfriend says in bed I always whine'

'Why would he say that? Do you have any idea?

I think we need to examine what's going on here'

'Ok, last night we were both in a sexy mood

My boyfriend got excited once I got completely nude'

'I got excited too, love when he gets that way

But then I said the words that stopped all the foreplay 

Words, that if I could, would love to take back 

Words he don't wanna hear when we're in the sack'

'Are you gonna tell me the words you had to say?'

'I said to him 'Man, you have a hard on, ay?'

He thought I said 'Can I have a Chardonnay?

I told you, he hates it when I wine in bed, ok?'