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Welcome to the St Patrick's Day preview page!

Fun for the entire family! Enjoy!

1. What holiday is observed March 17th?

a) Paint Fat Chicks Day 

b) Faint Rat Pix Day

c) Ain't Cat Fix Day

d) Saint Patrick's Day

I have a friend named Paddy 

Who can drive you batty

Never fights with his wife 

Says he fears for his life

Too chicken to have a beef, Paddy?

2. On March 17th, people

march in the St Patrick's Day

a) Charade

b) Barf Aid

c) Blockade 

d) Parade

I play golf with my pal Paddy 

He plays so bad he gets mad, he

Says 'I wish I played well

I know I stink, hell 

Don't blame me, it's the fault of my caddy'