Can’t Get It Up

Can't get it up, up

Can't get it up

You used to say 'That pinches, dear' when I made sweet love to you

I may not have eight inches, dear, but what I got I'd give to you

But now I have a major problem

Honey, can't get it up

I've had this problem in the past, but it never lasted long

I pray it goes away and fast, there's something very wrong

Need to find out, what's the reason

Why I can't get it up

Can't get it up

Why? I really want to know

Can't get it up

Wish it would go

You think I'm obsessed with this

But I don't find it odd

I really am depressed and miss

Those times when I was hard

I miss hard times? That's what she said

Honey, can't get it up

Can't get it up

Maybe I should take a pill

Might get it up

Don't say might, will!

When the pill starts working

Honey, you'll love its effects

I'll go back to jerking

And begging you for sex

What did you say?

Have a headache?

Why bother to get it up?

Can't get it up

You know

Can't get it up

You: So?

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