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Lester from Weschester, what occurred
There was a young man named Lester
Who lived in a house in Westchester
Had a girlfriend Eve
Who he asked to leave
Didn't make that remark in jest, uh
What did she do? Call him a child molester?
No. It was about stuff she stole, here's the rest, uh
Eve broke the law because
She stole stuff from his chest of drawers
So Lester called the cops, they came and arrest her
