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He oughta do something
An old man needed financial aid
So his rent would not stop getting paid
He took in a boarder
Who just crossed the border
Felt it was the best decision he ever made
Though he thought of her just like a daughter
In time, he grew fed up with his boarder
Said 'Brought you here for financial aid
Not for the behavior you've displayed
Didn't know you were a freakin' hoarder!'
