There's a Trump fan I know named George
A relationship with a woman he'd like to forge
But he lives in NYC
Where his views are seen as shitty
All the women who dated him, they'd disgorge
George met a gal named Sally
Who came from Simi Valley
If I remember
They met last September
Both attended a MAGA rally
They found they're both in sync
This is what I think
On Trump, they both agree?
Well, happy day! Whoopee!
I'm being sarcastic, I think they both stink!