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Two friends Susie and Sasha 

Were deciding what to have for lunch 

Susie said to Sasha 'How about some Cap'n Crunch?'

Sasha said 'Susie, you're making me woozy'

Susie said to Sasha 'How about some kasha?'

Sasha said 'Ew'. It was getting close to two 

They still hadn't decided what they wanted to do

Then Sasha said to Susie 'How about some sushi?'

Susie said to Sasha 'I prefer sashimi'

Sasha said 'Sashimi? Sasha me! Susie you!'

Susie said 'Susie me! No sushi! I'll sue you!'

So Susie sued Sasha over sushi/sashimi

Hard to believe? Over sushi/sashimi Susie would sue?

I saw it online, so it has to be true

Have you ever in your life heard of such drama?

Susie better be careful, Sasha is Sasha Obama!