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I know a man, name is Sid

Who's so stupid, know what he did?

He married his daughter 

A big Trump supporter

How could you be such an ass Sid?

'At first', ass Sid said 'it was fun

Then I realized what I done 

It took me so long

To know I done wrong

I shoulda married my son!'

His wife/daughter, whose name is Grace

Biggest Trump supporter you'll find any place

Said 'Me and him had conflicts 

Even Trump couldn't fix

Shoulda known, can't mix ass Sid with his base'

Sid and Grace themselves had a daughter named Paula

When she was a baby, who would bawl? Her

They both made the claim 

Regarding her name

Paula Honey (PH) was what they would call her

Sid and Grace wasn't a marriage made in heaven 

Paula Honey (PH) was born 2011

It happened in 2018

They told her 'We're splitting up, know what that mean?'

She said 'Yes, don't care why, oh my PH only seven'

This must be one of your fondest wishes 

To know what happened to Sid, became Vicious 

You think that is sick?

Grace became Slick

And Paula, she wannabe one of Diddy's bitches!