There once was a young man named Buster
Who had a girlfriend, but he never could trust her
Once, on the coffee table, left cash
That cash was gone in a flash
Could never find a gal who'd pass muster
Buster insisted on being called 'Mister'
Met someone he liked but how he acted pissed her
She didn't like his attitude
Thought he was very rude
But after she left him, oh how he missed her
Buster liked kinky sex, roleplay 'slave & master'
Once directed a video, his girlfriend, he cast her
But she ended up getting fired
She wasn't what he desired
He told her 'Honey, you need to screw faster'