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Everyone loves her
There once was a gal named Lucy
Who said 'All men want is my p***y
Because it's so tight'
But she wasn't right
Some men thought it was loose, see?
Met Rick, with who she starred, oh?
Told her 'You're sexier than Brigitte Bardot'
Lucy fell in love quick
She'd say 'Him I'd always pick
Why? I love Rick! Rick he..Rick hard! Oh
Confided to her pal 'Love, it hurts
Maybe should slow down with my flirts
Loving Rick is a pain
Girl, I must be insane
When he comes, he leaves stains on my shirts'
Both would spend hours on a call
They both loved men who were tall
Would not date a squirt
How they dished the dirt
Did Ethel Mertz and Lucille Ball!
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