Did you hear about Canada's Prime Minister?
No, it's nothing scandalous or sinister
Hardly worth a mention
But it got my attention
Did he really say it? Oh, no he didn't! Er..
It took place in his bedroom, you know
He and his girlfriend were having a go
She said 'Finished yet?'
He said 'Wanna bet?
I'm Just in, but I ain't Tru deau!'