It's coming soon
It's coming in stages
If Trump should win
Here come The Dark Ages
Don't say I must be wrong
Don't say I don't know
When The Dark Ages arrive
You'll know that it is so
The arts and culture will see a decline
Some works subject to imprisonment or fine
Will be unrest among the masses
Leading to war between the classes
Ignorance will rule the land
It's not hard to understand
I have a funny premonition
Lives will be ruled by superstition
Though I know this sounds depressing
Actually, I'm only guessing
Something to allay your fears
The Dark Ages only lasted 900 years!*