There was a young man named Burt
With the ladies he'd love to flirt
But could not get a date
'Cause the ladies would rate
Him a 1, out of 10? That must hurt!
Burt went to see a head doc
Asked 'Why is it me that they mock?'
The doc said 'It's your taste in music
It's what's making them sick
Stop playing acid rock, play them some J S Bach!'
Burt said 'Listen doc
The ladies I know don't care for J S Bach
Most of these ladies
They grew up in the 80's
They'd prefer New Kids on the Block!'
Doc said 'You know I'm no quack
Your problem is ladies you lack
To get you ladies, we must get bolder
The music you play them should be older
I got it, Burt! Play them some Burt Bacharach!