Lately I've been so upset
Been thrown into a tizzy
Every time I rise from bed
I get extremely dizzy
Called my doctor, Dr Bert
He's very understanding
Needed to see him right away
An appointment I was demanding
When I walked into his office
Before I said a word
The lady at the front desk
Told me something quite absurd
She said 'You have an outstanding balance
I double-checked it, see?
You need to take care of your outstanding balance
Before you see Dr Bert MD'
'What? You tell me I have outstanding balance?'
My heart began to race
'I don't have outstanding balance
That's why I'm here in the first place!'
Stormed out of the office, suddenly felt dizzy
Fell down in the parking lot
Thought Dr Bert could help me, a good doctor, is he?
Did he? Absolutely not!!