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Patience is a virtue
Patience is a virtue
That is what they say
A valuable lesson to be learned
I learned it the hard way
Called my girlfriend Sun morning
'Wanna do something today?'
'Sure, sounds like a great idea
Should be over by noon, ok?'
'She said she'd be here by 12:00
Should I call her? Is it too soon?
Not here yet, it's 12:01
Too soon to call 911?
Getting worried, 12:02
What could've happened to you?
OMG! It's 12:03!
Where the hell can she be?
Is that her at the door?
Look at the time!! It's 12:04!!
You're here! Thank God! You're alive!
Was getting frantic! It's 12:05!'
My girlfriend said
'You have a problem, that is clear
You must learn to be patient, dear
You don't like my proposed solution?
Fine! Then go, be uh..patient
In a mental institution!
