Barack and Michelle spending a quiet evening at home.
They sit down at the piano and start to sing..
Boy, the way..
Don't call me boy, Michelle!
Oh, sorry.
Man, the way things are today
Is this still the USA?
Jewish? You would say 'Oy vey'
Can't stand these days
Think Joe's doing a good job?
He's not Trump, don't steal or rob
Or Clinton, in the White House doubt
Joe ever got a blow job
America has lost its soul
Need to find a common goal
Everyone is an a-hole
Can't stand these days!