NEIL DIAMOND = O, I DEMAND NIL!
DONNA SUMMER = MURDA MEN, SON?
TOM JONES = TENS MOJO
ED SHEERAN = HE ENDS ERA
PAUL SIMON = I SLAP U, MON
JAMES TAYLOR = OJ LAME. Y STAR?
MICHAEL JACKSON = CLAIM HE, OJ SNACK
ELVIS PRESLEY = SLEEPYR LIVES
DOLLY PARTON = NO OL' LADY PRT
ROD STEWART = DE WORST RAT
ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK = G, ER..BE 'UMPN 'ER? 'EL! THIN DCK!