Wish with me you wouldn't toy
With me don't toy, let me just be
Even though it's my destiny
I always feel so used, you see
Don't wanna have an argument
All I wanna know, why me?
I have felt this way before
Maybe because all the butts I saw
You know, I take a lot of crap
Most of it, wouldn't repeat
I wouldn't talk I'd shut my yap
That's between you, me, and the seat
Oh, there's something I should know?
You have to go? You're in a rush?
Remember, haste may make too much waste
Too much waste? Harder to flush!