My situation is sad
Get out the tissues
I am a man with
Unresolved issues
Wanted to rid myself of these issues
An article online said I needed to
Bring them out in the open
That would resolve them, I was hopin'
After six months, my living room was a mess
Unresolved issues everywhere
Needed to resolve them, I really mean it
And the living room carpet, needed to clean it
You all may be wondering if
All my unresolved issues got resolved
Wasn't that hard to do, here's a description
All I did was cancel my subscription
Believe me, I have so much to read
What do I need another magazine for?
'Unresolved' magazine, all your issues
End up unread on the living room floor!
Causing issues that can only be
Resolved only by Resolve!
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