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Dylan acting his age
How much bad news does a man have to bear?
The whole world is filled with such grief
Oh no! You pooped in your underwear
You're desperate for some relief
Don't worry there is an answer out there
Should you wear boxers or briefs?
The answer, my friends
Is buy some Depends
Go online and buy some Depends
Depends's there for you when you poop in your pants
Will give you back your confidence
No need to worry about the chance
Of suffering from incontinence
You'll be so happy you'll start to dance
The answer which makes so much sense
The problem now ends
It's thanks to Depends
You'll be in good hands with Depends
https://www.npr.org/sections/world-cafe/2023/05/24/1177549416/bob-dylan-birthday-playlist
