I used to be a controller
My friend was a controller too
There's something wrong with him I think
Could be he has too much to drink?
Tell you why I think that's true
He'll put his son in a stroller
And take him to the zoo
His son likes to see the bears
And not that anyone cares
His son talks to the bears
So cute to see him do what he do
He'll say 'Hello, Mr bear
Hello, how are you?'
That doesn't bother my friend too much
So why do I think he's a little touched?
It's when his son says 'Goodbye'. That's right
Especially when the bear is white
He goes absolutely crazy
And though his son is just a tot
He can't deny it, he cannot
In fact, it's his son who's to blame
And not a chemical imbalance
in his brain as the doctors claim
Tell you why I think that's true
I'd even make you a bet but
I'm not what you'd call a 'high roller'
I mean, it's so obvious to me
And even to his son, who's three
When he says goodbye to the white bears
He'll look at Dad and always say
'Bye Polar!'