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Received a wedding invitation 

A friend of my wife is getting married

She's been divorced many years

And according to what my wife tells me

Could never find a man to satisfy her

To be clear, I mean sexually

Anyway, the invitation says

'Anna Susan Miller and Owen Robert Green

Invite you to celebrate our wedding day,

Etc, etc...'

Why am I telling you this?

Here's a woman who always complained 

She could never find a man to satisfy her

Excuse me for laughing, but I think 

Her troubles are over. Why?

She's marrying Owen Robert Green!

So?

She shouldn't have any complaints from now on!

At least, initially!

Initially! I said she shouldn't have 

Any complaints initially!

Is it me? Am I not being clear?

INITIALLY!!!

Owen Robert Green!

ORG!

Is marrying Anna Susan Miller!

ASM!

He's giving her what she wants!

Initially!

ORG ASM!!

I don't know..

Sometimes I ask myself why I even bother...