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I knew a man from Dallas

Was concerned about his phallus

It was particularly small in size

He was very wealthy

And otherwise quite healthy

But on this point he'd agonize

One day he met Laurie

A gal from Missouri

For him it was love at first sight

Things were going so great

After their third date

He invited her to spend the night

They started kissin' 

But then he said 'Listen

There's something I must confess

When I take off my pants

You'll see with one glance

How small I am, leave now I guess'

Much to his surprise 

She looked him straight in the eyes

And said 'I don't care honey

I just want your money

I don't care it's not bigger 

I'm just a golddigger

I couldn't care less about size'

He said 'That sounds fine

Won't you be mine?

Make me the happiest man in Texas'

She said 'I don't care how bad the sex is

Just buy me a Lexus'

Which he did, everything turned out fine

THE END