Nike_Hilfiger was his screen name,
Come on now, can we get any more vain?
So caught up in material possessions,
Some people make them into obsessions!
He gave me his pager number,
But I never did page him,
To engage in that conversation,
I'm sure would be quite grim.
And another thing about him,
He must be unstable.
I mean, isn't something more to life,
Than a Tommy Hilfiger Label?
Dude, you're dumb! Get over yourself!
Can't you be just a little unique?
Don't think you look like a posterboy,
You look more like a geek!!!