I don’t want anymore Barbie dolls.
I don’t want anymore kites,
I don’t want anymore bottles,
I want to learn how to ride my bike.
I don’t want to feel the assfault rubbing on my skin,
I don’t want to feel the burn of the Neosporin on my chin.
I don’t want to do a face plant falling off my bike,
I want to keep all fingers and toes if that’s quite alright.
I want to race the wind without falling on my face,
I want to learn how to ride my bike,
Without making a big mistake,
Buckle my helmet on me real tight,
So that if I fall I’ll be semi-all right.
Keep my elbow pads and kneepads locked on me too.
So that when I fall off my bike I’ll still look like new.
I climb on my bike,
And hold on real tight.
I start pedaling real fast
And hey look I’m alright.