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AFTER A MASSIVE DINNER 
FEEL BLOATED CANNOT MOVE 
MOUNDS OF MEAT AND VEGI'S 
POTATOES AND YORKIES TOO 
WAY TOO MANY ONIONS 
CANT FART INCASE I FOLLOW THRIOUGH 
IM GETTING REALLY WORRIED 
MY MRS ATE THEM TOO

AFTER 20 MINUTES OF SITTING ON THE LOO 
JUST CANT STOP FARTING 
BUT I REALLY NEED A POO 
WAY TOO MANY ONIONS 
AND YOU ATE THEM TOO

WRAPPED UP IN BED AT NIGHT 
HOLD YOU REALLY TIGHT 
YOU KEEP ON FARTING 
I THINK YOU NEED A SHITE 

BENEATH THE COVERS 
WARM AIR PASSES THROUGH 
SMELL GETS STRONGER TOO 
GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED 
GO AND HAVE A POO 
THEN YOU LET ANOTHER OUT 
AS I SAY I LOVE YOU 
ONIONS MAKE YOU GASSY 
NOW THAT IS VERY TRUE