Scare crow in a punkin' patch
way down in the field
I can't say a single wword
because my lips are sealed
The farmer put me here last spring
to scare the crows away
I shake and rattle in the wind
each and every day
I have an old black hat to top of my head
and two big green button eyes
my coat is plaid and ragged
I really ain't no prize
I stand here in the spring time
and in the wintwrs snow
I stand here in a summer shower
and when autumn breezes blow
But my lot in life is not so bad
it could really be much worse
I could be picked for punkin' pies
or simply rot or burst
But I'm here to do my duty
out here in this punkin' place
so I have to keep a painted smile
upon my scarecrow face
There's a bird nest in one pocket
and a long rip in my pant's
and I'm bound to live my life out here
standing in this scare crow stance
Scare crow in the punkin' patch
doin' mighty fine
and I feel richer than a king today
for every golden punkin's mine