Breaking News!!!!
By jfarrell
We interrupt your viewing with breaking news….
JellyBabies have risen up and rebelled against us.
Sweet shops, up and down the country have been destroyed
As JellyBabies, by the packet, spring into life
And start their campaign of terror across Britain….
The world’s most prolific serial killer, Black Widow,
Was sentenced to an eye-watering 500 years in jail;
She waggled her backside at the judge and gave him the finger;
All eight of them….
A startling astral event is underway, right now
In the skies above us.
All the recognised constellations have moved
And resolved themselves into Stephen Hawkings.
As he soars through the heavens,
You can hear him singing,
In his famous metallic voice
“Always look on the bright side of life.”
From the Big Bang to Black Holes,
From the farthest reaches of space to Quantum Physics
One of humankind’s brightest stars has passed on
And the stars have come out to pay tribute.
Rest in peace Stephen Hawkings