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Joyride to madness
Joyride to madness
By jfarrell
You’re tired, you know you wanna go to bed;
Do you really wanna open another can now?
Yep!!!! don’t mind if I do.
Hic!
I was fading, almost gone,
But, like Popeye, I crush that can, glug, glug, glug;
See that shirt rip…. see them biceps grow.
Hic!!!
Hang about…. it’s about now….
5.
….4…3…..2……
Dragon arrives right on time, better than Uber.
Hic!!!
Racing through a burning forest,
Sorry, my bad, my dragon set it a ablaze…
She sneezed, so sorry my bad.
Hic!!!!
Racing through a completely burnt forest….
Mist, smoke, nothing but smell of burning everywhere;
Again, I apologize, my bad, Karla got flu…
YEAH!!! YEAH!!! ALRIGHT!!! STOP THERE!!!!!
How the hell can an invisible dragon (who, technically, doesn’t exist)
Get flu????????????
Hic!!!!
Do I look like a vet to you?
I’m an idiot,
How I know if dragons get flu?
Hic!!!
But, my invisible (non-existant) dragon has flu….
Bugger…. she sneezed and the Aylesbury Estate nothing
But ashes.
Hic!!!
I sit in the smouldering remains of my home,
Cataloguing my loss;
Karla, redfaced and offering me a can of beer, snuggles beside me.
Hic!!!!
You’re tired, you know you wanna go to bed;
Do you really wanna open another can now?
Yep!!!! don’t mind if I do.
Hic!!!
