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The worm that turned
The worm that turned
By jfarrell
(thank you to The Two Ronnies, “The Worm that Turned” was one of the funniest stories ever)
I am a worm
A “man” according to my dangly bits
My dad tried to beat being a man into me
If he was to be my example
It basically meant hitting women and anyone half my height
Other than the occasional fly nuked to goo with fly spray
I don’t hit anyone
Hurt me, I’ll go home, cry and hurt myself more
Yeah, big man, right?
Worm
Please turn
Stop hurting yourself when others hurt you
Please, turn,
Hurt them back
Stop being a worm, be a man
Please, soon
This worm must turn
