fiddle dee-dee
fiddle dee-dumb,
a thought popped
out like a big red plum.
I ate it whole seed and all
and said what an awsome
person am I!
fee fi foe plumb
I shoot straight,
as a rule of thumb
some might think Im brilliant
some might think Im dumb
but I am just an honest plum.
I plumbed the depths of my soul
and found a corner full of mold
I brushed it clean and found a plum
and ate all and found it yum!
I, I, hope to die;
stick a thumb in my eye
and pull out a plum
if I should lie.
plumbers crack cracks me up
pull the bloody buggers up
bending over I see the plumline
but is not the one I had in mind!