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Public toilet protocols

Ones and twos
Boys and girls

1) for ones make sure you
Are not touching any surfaces
With any parts of your body
Save your feet.

1) - Do not sit on toilet seat
Learn to perfect the hover
The Elimination of waste
Is more effective due to the
Added pressure

2) -Antibacterial wipes are great
But not always handy
If  the hover is out of the
Question then you may
Obtain soap with toilet
tissue and clean the toilet seat
Taking care that the edges are washed

3) - Dry with more tissue paper
Most bacteria is transferred
from wet surfaces.
Toss Paper in and flush

4) - For added safety
As bacteria can be transferred
Through up to 10 layers of paper,
Take a section of tissue paper roughly
 about the length of your forearm and place
One on each side of the seat
Then again perpendicular to the others
Extra layers may be added for extra protection.

5) - Once finished ones or twos
Simply wipe as normal, place liner
Tissues into the toilet and check for any
Stray pieces stuck with sweat
A tissue count is also a good idea
to avoid embarrassing toilet tails

6) - Making your way out of a public toilet
Can be very dangerous depending on
the location and the condition of the toilet
Avoid any strange persons, syringes
and large groups of People.
Do not accept any offers or Proceed
to make any purchases unless
it is from working dispensers

7) - Wash hands and dry them some toilets
have working electronic hand dryers
Panic most doors require you to pull to exit
Soiling your hands on a dirty handle
This not a slight overreaction as studies show 40%
Of toilet users do not wash Their hands
It only takes one pair of hand to pass on
Disease. Hepatitis is the most common illness
Contracted in public toilets
Needless to say hepatitis c is the worst as in
The end your excriment is white and fluffy.

8) - If there are paper hand towels take your wipe and
Pull the door open and discard at your earliest convenience.
Stay tuned for more helpful advice