A - is for the attitude you gave me.
B - is for being not who I expected you to be.
C - is for class, which you don’t have.
D - is for doing the wrong things, instead of right.
E - is for exaggerating everything you said.
F - is for forgetting what you were doing to me.
G - is for getting me, then letting me go.
H - is for having to put up with your bullsh*t.
I - is for I love you, which I don’t.
J - is for jumping into conclusions always.
K - is for Kaplan who taught me I could score better than you.
L - is for leaving me with useless memories.
M - is for making me realize you are less then what you were.
N - is for nothing you gave me.
O - is for overreacting on everything.
P - is for putting lies in my head.
Q - is for queen of… damned.
R - is for reggae, which you look stupid, dancing.
S - is for stupid, which I was, getting with you.
T - is for teasing me, instead of doing something.
U - is for unite your *ss with someone else.
V - is for vacancy, which I have now that you’re away.
W - is for waking up from this terrible dream.
X - is for x-rated things I forgot to say.
Y - is for Yes! I will never get with you again, unless it’s sex.
Z - is for zillions of things I would say, but I don’t because I’m not that disrespectful.