Dad,
In all of your Dadliness,
Happy Birthday to you,
On this day.
You're not getting older,
But you're getting better.
46 isn't a bad age.
You're half way to 92.
You say you'll always beat me at whatever I do,
Well, I beg to differ.
Let's see you write a better poem than this one.
HAPPY BIRHTDAY YOU FAT BEARDED SNOT LICKER!