We are two lemurs
Two lemurs with pig noses
I remember that night like it was yesterday
You were on my left
Jake was on my right
I was in the middle, and we were partying all night
We made up a handshake like nothing else
The last part is "grab the ass of Kels"
You and Jake had a contest
But of the two, you were the best
I almost stole your hat again
It wouldn't have been funny then
We made so many jokes
They didn't make any sense
We talked about every kind of cheese:
String
Yellow
White
Wheel
Stinky
Shredded
Sliced
Block
Cubed
Holy
Etc...........
That was the night me and Steven became good buddies
He is from Kansas
I know people from Kansas