I'm in love with a stripper, uses me like her tools,
if you think i am serious, know you got april fooled,
unless you talk about whats 19 days away,
on the 20th who knows what i'll have to say,
in this short time til then could i possibly be better,
father saved my eyes now i just see wetter,
when it comes to flyin high i'm the jet setter,
maybe one day i'll drop a letter,
i guess you could say i create problems too far,
at least i can heal a self inflicted scar,
with a shot of whiskey at my favorite bar,
me without a white russian is quite bizarre,
like Lebron havin his own special bout where he's signin,
fast forward to see tears from the Heat plus some whinin,
Wade Bosh & James all started it when dinin,
who would've thought by combinin that they'd start declinin.