Wish I Had A Virgin

I wish I had a virgin

For one moment in life

I wish I had your virgin tonight



Deep into the prostitute's mind

I took a step inside the whore's lustful heart

Preparing to hate her, fall to the sheets she loves

Each night has hurt her like the night right before



Her legs they open wide

Scream louder and they open wider



I wish I had a virgin

For one moment in life

I wish I had your virgin

Your virgin woman untouched

I'm in love with her bust

So untouched its filled with dust

I wish I had your virgin tonight



I'm going out, A new girl tonight

Drunken disguise helps me forget that she is a slut



Her legs they open wide

Call her name and they open wider



I wish I had a virgin...



Greatest Thrill

Not the whore

But the innocence of the new

Prostitute

All of them

13th bitch to betray me

Not a virgin!



Last night, got laid

She touched, I paid

Bitches always come with high costs



I wish I had a virgin...

Author's Notes/Comments: 

My second parody of a song, this time its Nightwish - Wish I Had An Angel.

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